Artie Lange Quotes

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

DDP was the common guy, the everyman, a blue-collar guy from New Jersey. He represented something that the average person could believe in, in a way that was a little unique.

Not everyone looks like Brad Pitt. There are people in the world that look like me. I think people feel that I could be living next door to them. That has much more effect on me.

I've got to say, I like being the everyman.

I'm just a regular guy.

The very things that I would love about Barack and that you would love about Barack is that he is one of us. He's a normal guy. He's not a political animal.

I feel about me like I'm one of the working people, just like you, and everybody else. I don't fit the part of a celebrity.

I want to come across as an average guy, talking to his neighbor.

I relate more to 90 percent of America because I look like 'em, act like 'em. I'm not above anybody; I put my pants on the same way. Some guys try to live up to their persona. I'm just me.

I just try to be a regular dude.

I can't explain my popularity. I suppose I'm just an ordinary bloke, and a lot of people see a little bit of Eddie in themselves.

I love playing the common man.

I'm just a normal lad.

I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.

I think that the reason for my success is that I am really not aspirational. I am inspirational in that the people at home feel like they can really relate to me.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

There's not a lot of other stuff I admire about his content, but there's something about Howard Stern and his perseverance in a very difficult industry. He does tickle me in certain ways with humor.

I'm not Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys walk into a room and the room changes. I think there's something more... not average, but everyman about me.

I do comedy for real people.

I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright or super power. I don't view myself that way. I am a normal guy, picking up the crap from the dog and scraping the BBQ and having a beer and fixing the shed out back.

Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.

If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.