Christopher Moore Quotes

There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I like really stupid comedies.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is kinda funny. I think I'm sort of ridiculous.

I love hearing about bad behavior. It's just so funny to me. Especially, grown ups acting like weird, inconsolable babies over really stupid things, to me, is really funny.

Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it.

I love when people overexaggerate. It's so funny to me.

I love comedy that seems kind of a little bit absurd.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

You cannot have the drama without comedy.

Every day, there's something that makes you go, 'Is this Funny or Die?' That can't be a real headline.

One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

I love to play it. I think it's funny. It's always been funny to me. Somebody who's large and in charge but totally wrong-headed.

It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.'

The fun that I've had needs to be seen on the screen. I like the thought of a bunch of people laughing at what I laughed at - because my life is surreal, completely wacko.

One nice thing about making jokes is that you don't have to prove them.

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh.

Every funny story has at least one unusual thing in it.

People doing rhymes that are nonsense - nothing can make me laugh like that.

It's my job to be ridiculous.

Daft Wee Stories' is, as the title says, daft wee stories. I just sort of rattled them out, tried to make them quite funny, with punchlines - they're kind of like sketches.