Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

I've had tinnitus for about 10 years, but since I started protecting my ears it hasn't got any worse. Looking after your ears is unfortunately something you don't think about until there's a problem. I wish I'd thought about it earlier.

I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Tomorrow the world is not the same as today, though God listens with the same ear.

There are sordid souls that eat and drink and breed and die, and imagine they have lived.

Oh, mercy. If it catches you in the wrong frame of mind, the King James Bible can make you want to drink poison in no uncertain terms.

One day you're going to learn something that can't be explained with science. And when that happens, your life's going to change in ways you can't imagine.

Time is heavy sometimes; imagine how heavy eternity must be.

Ever the words of the gods resound; But the porches of man's ear seldom in this low life's round are unsealed, that he may hear.

And though the coldness I have always felt leaves me, the numbness doesn't and probably never will. this relationship will probably lead to nothing... this didn't change anything. I imagine her smelling clean, like tea.

Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.

Who hearkens to the gods, the gods give ear.

When I see a young person on a reality show, I don't think, "Oh my God. They could be better." I think, "Oh my God. They are really good for 17. They're going to learn so much!" If they're this good at 17, imagine what they're going to be like at 20.

Have good associates or don't associate at all. Be careful in the selection of your friends. If in the presence of certain persons you are lifted to nobler heights, you are in good company. But if your friends or associates encourage base thoughts, then you had best leave them.

For each of the four hundred and four bodily ailments celebrated physicians have produced infallible remedies, but the malady which brings the greatest distress to mankind - to even the wisest and cleverest of us - is the plague of poverty.

All health and success does me good, however far off and withdrawn it may appear; all disease and failure helps to make me sad anddoes me evil, however much sympathy it may have with me or I with it.

Your energy has far more power than you can even imagine. There is energy in your spoken words, in your emails, and in your physical presence.

Gossiping is the plague of little towns.

Those who imagine that the world is against them have generally conspired to make it true.

The more that you act on your intuition fearlessly, the more your intuition will serve you. Intuition is the ear of the soul.

Things change…things happen…things you can’t even imagine when you’re young and full of hope.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

All you've got to do is keep your ears open.

There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.

Indeed, men never know how to love. nothing satisfies them. All they know is to dream, to imagine new duties, to look for new countries and new homes. While we women, we know that we must hasten to love, to share the same bed, hold hands, and fear absence. When we women love, we dream of nothing.

The people who are getting rich can't imagine that the world is not a better place.