Sara Sampaio Quotes

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I really have to force myself to tidy up around the house.

If there is a Nobel prize for dirt and filth, India will win it, no doubt.

We dream of having a clean house - but who dreams of actually doing the cleaning? We don't have to dream about doing the work, because doing the work is always within our grasp; the dream, in this sense, is to attain the goal without the work.

Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.

I don't have ADD, but I only like to pay attention to the things I like to pay attention to, and things like getting a TV and getting the cable working are beyond me, and so I let such things lapse, sometimes for years. This applies to keeping my apartment clean.

I avoided as much work as possible in the classroom, but did all the work possible on the ball field.

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

When I have time, I'll be a good girl and do my chores.

There are two things that I hate: getting up at 6 in the morning and making my bed. I'm as neat as a pin, but I will not make beds. Period. I don't care if I get into them and they're messy. I just don't care.

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

My favorite way of getting out of doing chores is by acting like I'm asleep. But it never works.

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

Of all the cankers of human happiness, none corrodes with so silent, yet so baneful a tooth as indolence.

Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.

I look upon indolence as a sort of suicide; for the man is effectually destroyed, though the appetites of the brute may survive.

I hate not practicing.

I do laundry, but my bags from the last race will sit there until the very last minute that I have to do laundry again.

I do have my own washing machine, but I do miss going to the laundromat. I love the smell of fabric softener.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.

The sluggard is a living insensible.