Richard Branson Quotes

Every dressing room should have a few proper bottles of bubbly.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

If you find someone attractive, you try to make them find you attractive. That is called seduction. And seduction is a bit ugly. You could say it's a bit ugly to use your charisma.

I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.

When all else fails, look cute.

Beautiful coquettes are quacks of love.

It's been a long time since I've had champagne.

I haven’t even really tried to win you over, Roza. When I want to, I can be very persuasive.

People are like, 'Was it fun? Did you eat lots of cake?'

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

The aim of the liar is simply to charm, to delight, to give pleasure. He is the very basis of civilized society.

I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged. I've existed for years but very little has changed. I'm the tool of the government and industry too. For I'm destined to rule and regulate you. You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away. I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say. I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

And on seesaw Sunday nights, I'd woo who ever I would with my wicked eye!

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Why needs a man be rich? Why must he have horses, fine garments, handsome apartments, access to public houses, and places of amusement? Only for want of thought.

Luxury is the enemy of observation, a costly indulgence that induces such a good feeling that you notice nothing. Luxury spoils and infantilizes you and prevents you from knowing the world.

Annabelle gave him a chiding smile. “If you’re implying that I’m spoiled, I assure you that I am not.” “You should be.” His warm gaze slid over her pink-tinted face and slender upper body, then sought hers again. There was a note in his voice that gently robbed her of breath. “You could do with a bit of spoiling.

And the small ripple spilt upon the beach Scarcely o'erpass'd the cream of your champagne, When o'er the brim the sparkling bumpers reach, That spring-dew of the spirit! the heart's rain! Few things surpass old wine; and they may preach Who please,—the more because they preach in vain,— Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

I can try to wheedle information out of people," Holly offered. "For which I'll need a lower-cut top.

I'm told I'm very charming when people do what I want.

My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.

When a woman says she won't, it's a good sign that she will. And when she says she will, it is an even better sign.