Albert Brooks Quotes

It's rather difficult to think of anybody being really interested in me.

I don't mind not being cool.

I'm not that good looking.

There's not one person that I say I want to look like.

I grew up with low self-esteem. I didn't think I was very pretty. I had glasses, red hair and was generally quite a spod.

I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?

I'm not that beautiful, and I don't want to be a pop star.

I don't think I was born beautiful. I just think I was born me.

All of us, no matter how we look born into this world, feel something like the Hunchback. It doesn't matter if you have a beautiful face or not.

I don't think I'm boring.

I think it's real easy to look at what's out there and get discouraged. I was never the best-looking guy, I was never the Tom Cruise-looking guy. I think the biggest thing I can say is, 'Don't compare yourself.'

We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.

I can't give more than I have. It doesn't matter if I am the most beautiful person in the room. There is inevitably going to be somebody way shinier and more tan than my pasty self.

I'm not a beautiful person and I never have been.

If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

Cuz I was never pretty anyway and never cared anything about that.

I didn't have high self-esteem when I was a teen-ager, as I think most teen-agers don't.

I feel, as a person, very uninteresting.

In my big group of girlfriends at home, I am definitely not the best looking. I did not grow up feeling like I was particularly attractive.

I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.

If I am not grotesque, I am nothing.

I don't think I am narcissistic. I think I have low self-esteem.

I always wanted to be an actress. And it wasn't ego. I felt so little about myself, considered myself such a sparrow. Not just my size. I thought I was so plain... I did plays not to show off but because if I did that - I didn't realize it at the time - I would be somebody other than this person I didn't really approve of.

I don't like myself, and I don't like to be looked at.

I'm not that interesting of a person.