Joe Arpaio Quotes

All the new technology seems redundant to me. I was quite happy with the United States mail service. And, I don't even have an answering machine, for God's sake.

I'm all for typewriters, with instant carbon copies, and seeing films in cinemas.

You know, my first three or four drafts, you can see, are on legal pads in long hand. And then I go to a typewriter, and I know everybody's switching to a computer. And I'm sort of laughed at.

I'm a total technophobe. What is wrong with paper and pen? I was delighted when I learnt the word 'Luddite,' as I thought it described me perfectly.

I didn't know much about computers. I still worked on a manual Olivetti typewriter.

I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.

I like the sound a typewriter makes.

I still use a typewriter from time to time, but because I can't type as well as I used to, I really don't use one very much.

I think I'm from the 18th century, not even the 19th. I don't even use a typewriter. I prefer longhand, and that's how I submit my manuscripts to my publishers.

I never work on a computer. I can't write on a computer. It's just not possible for me to do that.

I didn't even have a computer until like 10 years ago. I was still using a typewriter until 2002.

I'm certainly not computer savvy, at all. I joined Twitter kicking and screaming, and very reluctantly.

I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.

I can write faster on a typewriter than you can on a computer. I do 120 words a minute, and you can't do that on a computer.

Gee, I am a complete Luddite when it comes to computers, I can barely log on!

Even though I'm totally dependent on modern electronic gizmos, from my laptop to my iPod to my cell phone, I love to embrace old technology or no technology at all.

I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is.

I don't read anything electronically. I don't write electronically, either - except e-mails to my family and friends. I write in longhand. I have always written first drafts by hand, but I used to write subsequent drafts and insert pages on a typewriter.

I'm kind of a Luddite myself. I've got a bunch of typewriters at home. I'm a big fan of old technology.

I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into technology or computers. I'm not good at interfacing with that sort of gear.

Computers make me totally blank out.

I'm really hopeless with technology - I don't even have a computer.

A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.

I do not belong to this world. I continue to write everything in longhand. If I have to see something on the Internet, I ask my secretary or students. I am lucky, because I have people who do it for me.

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.