Shane Dawson Quotes

I don't know why we're not interested in seeing good people. I think we like seeing good people, but only if bad things happen to them. Which is weird, isn't it?

It's very strange that you condemn me as a terrorist at the same time as you call on me to help you combat terrorism in Iraq and elsewhere. It doesn't make sense!

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Well, I'm permitted to say anything I like. I just don't.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I always end up being the evil one, and I wouldn't hurt a fly.

I'm all in favour of free expression provided it's kept rigidly under control.

We should silence anyone who opposes the right to freedom of speech.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

I have a number of vices, one of which is moderation.

Hollywood is a place of great irony at all times.

I'm the last one who would do self-analysis.

Inconsistency is the only thing in which men are consistent.

I had no intention of being an actor. I was quite good at it. I was pretty capable at other things but never any good at anything.

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

I have seen great intolerance shown in support of tolerance.

Cannibals are not vegetarians; they too are humanitarians.

The White man is a paradox. On the one hand, he professes almost fanatic commitment to high ideals; on the other, he disdains those same ideals in practice.

We were proclaiming ourselves political hypocrites before the world by thus fostering human slavery and proclaiming ourselves, at the same time, the sole friends of human freedom.

… when a Library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.

I think I wear my hypocrisy on my sleeve. I would never say I'm not a complete hypocrite.

Rush Limbaugh advocating for objectivity is like Donald Trump advocating for humility.

By being politically correct, you're closing your mind to a different point of view. Which sounds a lot like prejudice. Which is definitely not politically correct. See what I just did there?

Self-deprecation is my game.