Bruce McCulloch Quotes

I am so happy to be on a show with writing I wanted to participate in.

Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.

It's pretty surreal to be doing a show on HBO with pals.

I don't think I would ever write and star in a show again.

Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.

I would love to do a television show in New York City.

I have a cartoon I'm developing with Adult Swim called 'Monster Town U.S.A.,' so I'm busy doing that. Trying to do a coffee-table book of my photography that's been requested of me a couple of times. I'm constantly busy.

I'm really proud of this show I did called 'I Just Want My Pants Back.' I was very proud of my work on the show and such a huge fan of everybody involved.

I was creator and executive producer of 'The Brady Bunch' on TV. The stage version was done by others, but it was a repeat of the old scripts. The 'Gilligan' musical is a completely original work with all seven characters and 18 original songs.

I'd read a lot of scripts, and I remember reading 'Orange Is the New Black,' and it was at the head of the pack. I remember thinking, 'Wow, that is really good. I would love to be a part of that.'

Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I started working.

Being an executive producer allows me the opportunity to create original content, and I can't wait to show my fans what we have in store on 'Kocktails with Khloe.'

I've started a company, called Tall Girl Productions, and we've got our first project that is purely producing, not writing, with a writer named Evan Daugherty. It's for NBC, it's called 'Afterthought,' and it's science fiction-ish. That's fun.

When you're making TV, the last thing you want to do is watch TV. It's too much.

I'm a writer; I've worked as much as a writer as I have as an actor, so I was in a script-note session at Imagine for a TV show I wrote that they were producing, and they happened to say, 'You'd be great as Crosby, do you want to do this show we're doing, 'Parenthood?'

It's actually much harder to develop a TV show than I had anticipated.

We love doing commercial and TV show work.

I loved doing 'Frisky Business.' I didn't come up with it. I think John Oliver and the writers did.

I would love to do the therapist on 'Two and a Half Men' again or just work with Charlie Sheen.

Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

Friends of mine were the creators and executive producers of 'Damages,' people I knew from graduate school.

If you want to write for films or TV, you must go to Hollywood.

I could sell my own TV show, but I couldn't get it made.

I want to create and write scripted and unscripted shows, digital shows, stage shows.

I was pretty happy with what we were able to do on 'SmackDown.' It was one of the best, most fun runs of my career because it was essentially a new show.