Steve Ballmer Quotes

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.

Everybody in America is angry about something.

I am furious about everything.

The condition of rage is one in which I find myself starting my day - once I see the news headlines.

I like being angry every day.

There's always something to rage about, right?

Scarce can I speak, my choler is so great. Oh! I could hew up rocks, and fight with flint.

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

I've never sued anybody, though there have been one or two occasions I've wanted to strangle one or two people.

Hunger whets everything, especially Suspicion and Indignation.

Oh, I would probably have raised more hell.

I wanna bite the hand that feeds me. I wanna bite that hand so badly. I want to make them wish they'd never seen me.

I'm not always a positive person. I wake up grumpy, I read the newspaper and I get furious that the world is still at war.

Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted. "Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied.

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

so people really do tear out their hair and beat the ground with their fists

Prejudice doesn't make me mad. It just - I guess 'pisses me off' is the word.

The man hates your guts more than Stryker does. You’ll be lucky if he doesn’t pull your spine out through your nostrils. (Tory) Nice to have Miss Merry Sunshine back again. Any other Eeyore outlooks you’d like to share? (Acheron)

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

I'm angry. Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.

All the men I did get to know, every single man of them, has filled me with but one desire: to lift my hand and bring it smashing down on his face.

This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.