Jennifer Konner Quotes

You never know how people are going to respond.

I just like being a social experiment sometimes. I really should not be allowed in public. But I just go out into the public just to see people's reaction. The thing is, I can do anything I want, virtually, within reason, just to see people's reaction.

I don't know why it surprises people that I surprise them.

In some extremely important ways, people are what you expect them to be, or at least they behave as you expect them to behave.

I love doing things people don't expect. The fans will be well fed.

People are surprised that I'm nice and it helps me out a little bit; it's easy to be nice when everyone thinks you're going to be a jerk but if people think you're a nice guy then it's tough because it's what they expect.

It's amazing how people can surprise you.

Surely people should eventually cease to be surprised at anything? And yet they continue to be.

Dmitri was at a total loss. It was a common reaction for people when I agreed to do something reasonable.

I always want people to be confused, to be shocked or realize something later.

I had no expectation about getting a nomination, but I was watching nonetheless. My wife and my son got really excited. I was sort of surprised — I was like, 'Oh, wow.' And I couldn't hear the latter part of my name.

First of all, people were not expecting [Donald Trump] to win. I still think they're in shell-shock four months later. Get over it.

When something happens people didn't predict, they find ways to explain it as if it were predictable.

I conduct my life with an expectation that people will do the right thing. Yet even with all my experience, I am still surprised when they do not.

People are felt rather than seen after the first few moments.

If I'm engrossed in a book, I have to rearrange my thoughts before I can mingle with other people, because otherwise they might think I was strange.

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.

Neurotic behavior is quite predictable. Healthy behavior is unpredictable.

I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.

We give people way too much credit. People just get crazy.

I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.

Seems like every other day there's somebody on the news, somebody gets killed or does something crazy and all the neighbors and everybody says, "I can't believe he did that, I can't believe she did that."

Real people had real agendas, real demands, real expectations about how other people should behave.

I want to do things that shock people. I think that persona attributes more to the roles that other people may consider me for, rather than the ones I consider for myself.