Tom Glazer Quotes

I just talk a lot, that's the problem.

The trouble with me is that I like to talk too much.

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

I talk too much.

I have to laugh at myself.

When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.

I think I'm probably one of the worst directors around, but I do have an interest in my fellow man.

… talks too much.

I talk a lot, and that is probably exhausting.

Many people talk much, and then very many people talk very much more.

Maybe I am just a jerk.

I do public appearances. I'm bluff, hearty, goofy. I wear loud clothes, and I read the funny bits. I occasionally get taken to task for one thing or another, and I acknowledge my fault, my flaw, my failure, and I move on.

I'm very comfortable discussing my personal life, because it's so boring.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

You can't take yourself too seriously.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

I've had moments of deep self-involvement that didn't come from a place of loving myself but quite the opposite.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I'm quite annoying and can't imagine what it would be like living with me 24/7.

Well, I'm happier talking about other people than me.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

I'm a one-man idiot.

Perhaps I'm particularly serious, because I'm not unaware of the potential absurdity of what I'm doing.