Jessica Cutler Quotes

I'm not very good at staying up late and drinking or any of that stuff. It sort of freaks me out.

I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home and doesn't do anything.

I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

I love going out to clubs. Granted, I don't get hammered or do anything to embarrass myself. I'd call myself wholesome... but it's not like I only drink milk.

My friends and I will go out for dinner and drinks, but I don't really go dancing or anything like that.

In my life, there's been a lot of partying.

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

Our partying was governed by licensing hours. When the pub or club shut, that would be it.

New York is a fun town to go out in. During my twenties and into my thirties I had a good time partying, yes. But nothing where I woke up and I thought that I had a problem.

Why do we celebrate the opening of a bar so much?

If you're not drinkin', then you're not playin'

Keep the bars open-we're coming home.

I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.

If you said, 'I'm giving up smoking,' people would put on a parade. If you said, 'I'm going to eat more healthily,' people would say, 'Good for you.' If it's drinking, the first reaction is, 'That's so boring. You're going to be so boring.'

Partying has never been my thing. I've been around some wild people. I've been in the same room and watched them experiment, and that's been entertaining.

The truth lies in between the 1st and the 40th drink

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a drink onstage. I've never done a show drunk. Well, I take that back. In the early days I did.