Suze Orman Quotes

Some, but much of my money is tied up in Playboy stock.

I never bought a stock in my life. I don't understand it. To me it is like Chinese.

I am not criticizing investing in the stock market; I am an investor.

I make a lot more off the trades and Image than Marvel.

My only foray into anything stock-market-related was in my eighth grade social studies class. I have steered clear ever since.

I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at the snack tray.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

And I had an old-fashioned idea that dividends were a good thing.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.

Remember: If the IRS suspects you haven't reported income, it can challenge returns from the past six years. So if you are self-employed or have multiple income sources, hold on to six years of files to be absolutely safe.

Well, I think the secret is if you have a lot of stocks, some will do mediocre, some will do okay, and if one of two of 'em go up big time, you produce a fabulous result. And I think that's the promise to some people.

I think that stocks have been this tremendous, tremendous equalizer for people in this country. Guys who can't make a lot of money at their jobs have been able to make a lot of money in the stock market.

The very first stock I bought right out of college was Berkshire Hathaway.

I love the competitive part of stocks. A lot of fear and greed, that's all it is. All I see is green and red.

How do you make money? Spinoffs, split-ups, liquidations, mergers and acquisitions.

Companies are always being bought and sold. The markets are always moving; you have to be on top of your position. And in the U.S., the market is never closed for more than three days. The only time the market was ever closed was 9/11. I think it may have been closed the whole week.

You should keep a copy of your tax return indefinitely, but you need to save supporting documents for only three years.

I made my money by selling too soon.

The stock market is a discounter of all known information.

Some of our earliest writing, in cuneiform, was about who owes what.

On the New York Stock Exchange, all buy and sell orders are routed through a single 'specialist,' guaranteeing that most small trades can be matched directly. But most larger trades are delivered to the specialist on the floor of the exchange by human brokers, a system that big investors view as increasingly inefficient.

The stock market to me was like a video game. When it went off, it was like turning the game off. It wasn't something I'd think about until I'd turn the machine on again.

At the end of the day, the markets are my passion.

I've just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: 'You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?' I tell them I wouldn't do it unless I understood and had an interest.