Shane Dawson Quotes

I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.

Clearly I've got an ego.

Egotism: The art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see.

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in.

Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked.

My ego and my vanities have nothing to do with comedy.

Vanity can apply to both insecurity and egotism.

If someone was like, 'Describe yourself in one word,' I would never say, 'Handsome.'

I don't wake up and say, 'Gee, it's a nice day, and I'm a legend.'

I get why people didn't like me, or don't like me, because I have an arrogance.

I'm vain.

If we could see ourselves as others see us, we would vanish on the spot.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.

I definitely don't think that I'm hot doo-doo. I don't.

I have not taken my good looks seriously from the beginning. When I would be teased by my friends about my looks, I would just make a self-deprecating remark and let it pass.

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it.

Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I'm good-looking, right?

Our vanity is hardest to wound precisely when our pride has just been wounded.

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

I don't wanna sound pretentious talking about myself.

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

I have a lot of vanity.

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.

One of the hardest things for me to do is watch myself. The first time I see it, I am obsessed with my left ear or my right ear or some other physical attribute, or the fact that I'm 60 or whatever shallow ego thought is running through my head. I'm just destroyed that I'm not Cary Grant or whatever.