Jesse Ventura Quotes

I am sorry that so often the biggest obstacle to God has been Christians. Christians who have had so much to say with our mouths and so little to show with our lives. I am sorry that so often we have forgotten the Christ of our Christianity.

The Christianity that had come in my life as a child was all this idea that you're never going to see God. It's like hypocrisy, in a way.

The world is equally shocked at hearing Christianity criticized and seeing it practiced.

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.

Christianity has kept itself going for centuries on hope alone, and has perpetrated all manner of naughtiness in the meantime.

To the corruptions of Christianity I am, indeed, opposed; but not to the genuine precepts of Jesus himself.

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.

I am no friend of present-day Christianity, though its Founder was sublime.

I tried talking to Jesus, but he just put me on hold.

The next time you see Jesus Christ, ask Him what happened to the just society He promised 2,000 years ago.

If we were to set out to establish a religion in polar opposition to the Beatitudes Jesus taught, it would look strikingly similar to the pop Christianity that has taken over the airwaves of North America.

What is wrong with Christianity is that it refrains from doing all those things that Christ commanded should be done.

Christ is the great central fact in the world's history. To Him everything looks forward or backward. All the lines of history converge upon Him.

It's just that for so many people that I know, Christianity's this matter of... it has everything to do with morals. Christianity is a religion about morals. And they will even talk about Jesus. And they will say kids need to know about Jesus so they won't smoke, drink, or dance, or go with girls that do, and all that kind of thing. And I kinda go, 'That's not why people need to know about Jesus. The only reason - The only possible excuse for talking about Jesus is because we need a Savior.'

I'm not perfect, but I believe my faith in Jesus Christ will really take me far in the world!

No man is a Christian who cheats his fellows, perverts the truth, or speaks of a "clean bomb" yet he will be the first to make public his faith in God.

I don't have the faith now. I certainly believe in Jesus - you know, that he existed and he was a very nice man. And who can disagree with a simple philosophy of treat other people like you'd like to be treated yourself? It's absolutely - nothing I can disagree with that.

I thought physics could be done to the glory of God, till I saw there wasn’t any God at all and that physics was more interesting anyway. The Christian religion is a very powerful and convincing mistake, that’s all.

My objection to Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel, infinitely selfish, and, I might add, infinitely absurd.

A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that? Still, neither has used the phrase 'Oh God, oh God,' more than President Clinton.

We ought to be living as if Jesus died yesterday, rose this morning, and is coming back this afternoon.

Try Jesus, you won't regret it, a billboard read.

Christ will rise on Easter day!

Seeing & savoring Jesus Christ is the most important seeing and savoring you'll ever do.