Mallory Ortberg Quotes

I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.

I don't think love is a tricky issue at all. Love is best understood when we share: Share time, energy, food, resources, insights, information, whatever. It's usually thought of as something that exists between two people, but that's just because it's easier to see and feel in the space between them. Each person is sharing a lot with the other.

I haven't had vast amounts of ministerial experience - in fact, none at all. But I do have a lot of experience of people.

You pay your money, you take your choice. I get the audience my language attracts and I lose the ones it repels.

Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader.

I'm not comparing myself with anyone, but I am very confident about my captaincy, as I have already led India and in the IPL also. I have confidence I can bring out each player's ability fully and also give them a lot of confidence... I would like to stick to what I know best and what I have confidence in.

If you want someone to show up and help you if something bad happens, you'd better tell someone where you're going. And of course I wanted someone to know - but I'd made a choice and it was a choice I was going to have to live with.

There is a lot to managing, and with almost four years under my belt, I believe I'm ready.

I just love to share my story with people as much as I can.

Sometimes you just have to be willing to delegate and not feel like you're the only one with the answer.

Sometimes it's not always a good decision to play if people's energy isn't quite there.

I'm always looking to know what I'm going to do before I receive the ball in order to make my team play better.

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready. Here comes life.

And yet, words are the passkeys to our souls. Without them, we can't really share the enormity of our lives.

With no reason to hide these words I feel, and no reason to talk about the books I read, but still, I do.

When someone really goes to tell you something about what they're thinking, they're going to wear that experience with them. That's what you have to share.

At some point in life's journey, professionally and personally, we have to be able to trust our preparation.

One of the things women are very good at, that's networking. Women are not afraid to say, "I need." They're not afraid. Men won't even ask for directions. Women will tell each other when they need something. Women will tell each other when their husband is having an affair. Men don't do that.

My husband's the first one to say, "This is not the end of the world." We're doing what we want to do - what we have chosen to do - and we know the risks involved.

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.

I am always willing to share my perspective and my personal experience and my journey.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Their reasons don't mean anything unless I have a choice.

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.