David Cross Quotes

If you are a Christian you do not have to believe that all the other religions are simply wrong all through. If you are an atheist you do have to believe that the main point in all the religions of the whole world is simply one huge mistake.

In America we don’t apologize for opinions, that’s why we have a 1st Amendment. If we can’t discuss even controversial opinions in the pages of our newspapers, where are we going to do it?

I think different religions are different doors to the same house. Sometimes I think the house exists, and sometimes I don’t. It’s the great mystery. (Steve Jobs)

I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.

Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make when in the presence of religious dogma.

I haven't seen much socially redeeming about religion. I'm an atheist. I don't here want to get into the Hitchens- or Dawkins-style attack on religion. I was raised on that. It's boring.

You happen to be talking to an agnostic. You know what an agnostic is? A cowardly atheist.

We are not at war against Islam.

I love talking about Scientology.

Sadly, I have found that even evolution's most staunch believers are afraid to debate, because they know that their case for atheism and evolution is less than extremely weak.

I have a big problem with Islam.

Every time you write anything, at least half your readers are going to disagree with you. A big part of sports writing is how you respond to that tension.

God save us from religion.

Writers should provoke disagreement.

There's no question that there is more anti-religion noise in Britain.

I lead a multi-faith life.

… religion is poison

I'll watch things on OWN like 'Belief,' which is about faith.

I have something against Islam.

I will continue to speak out against the views of both Limbaugh and Hannity when I feel it's warranted, meeting their free speech with my own. But I will never forget that, without them, I'd have a much smaller platform on which to do it.

My goal is never to make fun of religion.

Religion is constantly being talked about, debated, pondered, worried about.

Criticism does not constitute violence.

I'm not really any religion. I still study with Jehovah's Witnesses, so I say I'm Apostolic Pentecostal Jehovah's Witness Seventh-Day Adventist Jew.

Scientology is completely irrelevant to any of the talks that have been given to me.