Ben Miller Quotes

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

I have always had an abiding interest in that type of female anatomy.

To have hands, to have fingers, is weird. Real life is weird, to have fingers?

The wrists, the Achilles' tendons, and the neck are some of the weakest points of the human body, so a lot of people have phobias about those things. I can't deal with the undersides of wrists.

I love the idea of making images of the parts of the body that we all have but that no one pays attention to, like the soft area underneath your nose.

I'm just drawn to hands.

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.

Humans were built to look back; that's why we have that swivel joint in our necks

I am a collection of the family's body parts.

I'm reminded of the arm, and the body, and the appendage.

Take a human body, a male and a female, it is obvious that certain parts are meant together. There is a purpose and a design for it and there is a result of that.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

How did we get into this funny-looking body that has a hole at one end in which we regularly stuff dead plants and animals? It's bizarre that we got here, incarnated into this world with these bodies.

Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe. This single fact took the scientific world by storm.

A man's head is not like a scallion, which will grow again if you cut it off; if you cut it off wrongly, then even if you want to correct your error, there is no way of doing it.

The human body is a magazine of inventions, the patent office, where are the models from which every hint is taken. All the tools and engines on earth are only extensions of its limbs and senses.

To a physician, each man, each woman, is an amplification of one organ.

It is not known why the Lord made the human body as he did, since one might suppose that omnipotence could have made it such as would not have shocked the nice people.

Unless I'm running and yelling, then you really see how crooked my mouth is!

Medicine deals with the states of health and disease in the human body. It is a truism of philosophy that a complete knowledge of a thing can only be obtained by elucidating its causes and antecedents, provided, of course, such causes exist. In medicine it is, therefore, necessary that causes of both health and disease should be determined.

The human body is something that I truly love, above all else.

Ay, when fowls have no feathers and fish have no fin.

The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure.

The head has the most beautiful appearance, as well as the highest station, in a human figure.