Horatio Sanz Quotes

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I've thought my show would be a sitcom or a talk show. Never in a million years would I have thought my show would be docu-series/reality because you always think reality is something crazy.

I've actually taken meetings about hosting a late-night talk show. I don't know that what we know as a late-night talk show is what I want. But I've been talked into a talk show, but it would be different.

Certainly there were so many different people I had as heroes growing up. Steve Martin is always my number one. David Letterman's show, that was important. And 'Saturday Night Live,' obviously.

Britain's Got Talent' isn't all that far from 'The Gong Show' 35 years ago, is it?

The original reality show.

I like the sitcom, as a structure.

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

I'd love to do a comedy; that's the one thing I haven't done yet that I really, really want to do.

Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn't play sports - for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club; those were my big things.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches.

I like comedy, I mean, in all forms.

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

Sometimes people ask me, 'You do stand-up?' I try explaining what I do, and I don't think they really get it. So: 'Yeah, I do stand-up.' I wish there was one word to express what I do - that way, I don't sound arrogant. Whenever I say I'm a performer, people think I'm a performance artist: 'She paints herself white and pretends to be a flower.'

My drama instructor suggested I try comedy. I was resistant at first because I considered myself a serious actor, but of course I fell in love with it.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

Improv kind of goes hand in hand with what I do. I was on 'Reno 911!' for six years, and that was a completely improvised show.

It's definitely like being in some weird sorority. I'm friends with a lot of actresses, but my 'SNL' friends are my closest.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.

I love comedy and did a lot of comedy in college. I was in an improv comedy group with my friends.