Conan O'Brien Quotes

He picked some unwise words. Saying, “I’ll enjoy killing you for my lord”, is just not the way to make my acquaintance.

All passions exaggerate; and they are passions only because they do exaggerate.

I overdramatize.

Love or hatred must constantly increase between two persons who are always together; every moment fresh reasons are found for loving or hating better.

I live in a constant state of hyperbole.

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up.

When looking out the window and watching the water becomes a drama, then literally everything is a drama.

Swear you'd rather die than use 'literally' as an intensifier.

Go tell your general for me that if he does not immediately withdraw his men, I will send them to hell!

I think that I am interested in the resonance between character drama and high stakes, either situational or political or social or other kind of elevated drama, and I tend to find that those things combust.

I'd like to see Dolph Ziggler get involved in a really intense, personal feud that will bring out another side of his personality. Because the personality is there, and the wrestling is there, so I'd like someone to come along and bring out his ugly side.

People in the U.S. are more reserved, whereas in Naples they'll hit each other and then kiss each other a second after.

In the heat of the moment things get blown out of hand.

Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly but were also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon of squabble.

If this is how you’re going to react, I’ll freak out more often.

Don't use such strong words. It'll only make you look weak.

Warm-hearted! I should think he has to wear asbestos vests!

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Right," said Fat Charlie conversationally. "You realize, of course, that this means war." It was the traditional war cry of a rabbit when pushed too far.

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

Rule of storytelling: When a character is shoved against a wall, shove them against a wall harder.

I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.

You see, a conflict always begins with an issue - a difference of opinion, an argument. But by the time it turns into a war, the issue doesn't matter anymore, because now it's about one thing and one thing only: how much each side hates the other.

I suppose the word "unbearable" is a lie by definition. Unless you kill yourself immediately after using it.