Terry Pratchett Quotes

I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max

I don't trust you with my shoe; I wouldn't trust you with an old pair of socks.

He who believes in nobody knows that he himself is not to be trusted.

As I have said, you have no reason to trust me, and an excellent reason not to.

The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?

People never believe you.

If I tell you a story, you can choose to believe me, or you can question it.

He who does not trust enough, Will not be trusted.

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

He who mistrusts most should be trusted least.

I am always afraid of a fool. One cannot be sure that he is not a knave as well.

No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I do not trust you there. I do not trust you anywhere.

Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.

What would you think if I told you that I wasn’t an Allomancer?” Sazed asked. “I’d think that you were lying,” Vin said. “Have you known me to lie before?” “The best liars are those who tell the truth most of the time.

I find that hard to believe. Nothing comes free in this world. Ever. (Sin) Then get up and get dressed. There’s the door. I’m sure you know how to use it. It’s a really simple process. You put one foot in front of the other, turn the knob, and keep going. (Kat)

Everything Jack says is to be taken with considerable reserve.

In long experience I find that a man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.

Ah! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.

The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way you can make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him.

You can't trust very many people.

There is nothing that you could say to me now that I could ever believe.

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away.

There's only a handful of people I trust completely, and I know who they are. Other than that, I pretty much don't trust people.

You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer.