Zach Woods Quotes

I'd never go on a reality show - it's too invasive.

Celebrities are the fodder of much of the media business, so they're always interested in making you seem provocative when you're not, or trying to bring you some sort of embarrassment by revealing something you'd rather not have revealed. That's the downside of celebrity.

I stared at the television in shock, watching as my private life was revealed to the world.

When you mess up publicly, it can be difficult to get vulnerable again or to put yourself out there.

It's a very strange situation to be in when you have pictures of you topless everywhere and people thrusting them in your face all time.

I'm not very comfortable about the audience getting a peek into my personal life. I like to keep my personal space.

Nobody would want their lowest moment to be filmed for the world to see.

No way will I put my family and my life on the TV or be involved with something like a dating show or any type of reality show.

My sympathies go out to the young performers today because they are under a microscope in a way I wasn't. Now everybody's got a camera phone and can record at will or take pictures of you. It's just a different world. I don't know how I would have fared back then.

Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly.

They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.

Sometimes there are paparazzi that take photos and you don't know they're there. So you're laughing, kicking up your heels and doing silly things. You don't even realize it. And then there's other times where they're two feet away from your face and it's invasive and it feels threatening, so you don't want to be smiling.

I would never be on a reality show.

To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all.

People read stuff over your shoulder when you're in public, and when you write the kind of stuff I do, and people read it over your shoulder, it makes you a little self-conscious.

That is the biggest form of bullying ever, the paparazzi. Printing lies, making accusations, it's just bullying.

I tried to keep it secret, but the story got into the newspapers. It was more difficult for my family, who couldn't understand why the media wouldn't leave me in peace.

I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private.

Living in the fishbowl is hard enough without worrying about a Secret Service that can't keep mum.

I do not wish to afford my political enemies ... an opportunity to mortify and insult me.

I have always believed in a zone of privacy, but I guess I have been rezoned.

People coming up and saying something nice is always welcome. But when you're being secretly photographed, that's not so nice. I would rather shake hands with someone and exchange a few words than take a selfie.

It's so disappointing that I've become a tabloid story.

When you're talking about a really horrible personal thing that happened to you... and it doesn't get laughs... I feel really exposed and like I've overshared with some strangers.

I remember, one time my friend and I were trying to get back on the tender of a boat we were staying on, but there were so many paparazzi we couldn't find it. So now there are all these pictures of me going, 'Where are you?' and just a billion paparazzi not letting me on.