Steven Patrick Morrissey Quotes

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

Toledo is better than exciting, it's happy. Because nothing is more conducive to unhappiness than taking yourself seriously, and taking yourself seriously is difficult when you're baseball team is the Mud Hens.

I like good humor.

I don't like fun stuff.

This is getting funner.

I like humor.

You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.

If you're not having fun - I don't care what you're doing - don't do it. Move on. Find something else, life's too short.

If I'm not complaining, I'm not having a good time, hah hah!

The best way to make the most serious point in the world is to be as unserious as possible.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedically, unpleasantness is great fun.

Satire is focused bitterness.

I just like having fun.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

I'm just going to have fun. Maybe that will be the most important thing to do.

It's great to be mean, it is, it's fun.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Maybe I am conservative, but I like to have a little fun, too.

I'm still having fun and as long as skiing is enjoyable, I'm going to continue to do it.

Politics is much too serious to be taken too seriously; equally, there are many aspects of it so laughable as to be lamentable.

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.