Roseanne Barr Quotes

To be honest I don't watch the show, I don't watch any TV, so I have no idea what the show is about. I go to Hawaii, shot my scenes and script and 'Ciao.' I'm not a 'Lost' fanatic and it's a disappointment for thousands people and friends that are dying to know what will happen. They know more than me.

I would never turn down a movie, but at the same time, but my ideal job would be a half-hour sitcom.

I've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.'

I worked on this Showtime series called 'Beggars and Choosers,' this was like 2000, and Bea Arthur guest-starred on our show. I always loved 'The Golden Girls,' and thought she was a supreme comedy actress, supreme actress period.

One of my first jobs ever as an actor was working with Julie White on a sitcom called 'Grace Under Fire.'

I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before.

I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night.

You know, when they called me about the role, I thought Knots Landing was a show about a houseboat with Andy Griffith!

Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.'

I watched 'The Neighbors' when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, 'You know, I like this show. If they're ever looking for somebody, I'd like to work with them.'

When you say '90210,' everyone knows what you're talking about. So why not make use of that? And they certainly have. I think the show looks beautiful, and all the actors are doing a great job. It's a tangled web they've created thus far. It's great.

I love TV. I think I'd do a half-hour single-camera comedy.

You know all those young people watching Comedy Central love 'Frasier.'

I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.

I would love to work on another installment of 'Gilmore Girls.'

I'm obsessed with this show called 'Workaholics.'

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

All of the writing on '30 Rock' is a joy to go into. It's pretty hot stuff.

Oh, it is quite possible that none of us in 'Downton' will ever again get the ratings this has had. But from a career point of view, it has opened so many doors.

I would love to do a television show in New York City.

I hadn't actually watched 'Entourage.' But I do understand that if you know and love that show, Jeremy Piven is about as good as it gets.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

I'm sorry that 'Fringe' is gone. I really wanted to do more on that show. It was great!

I haven't ever seen 'Lost'... I'm sorry.

I would love to have my own show, and whatever movies come up, that would be fun to do too. But I love TV, and I love the art of the half-hour sitcom.