Paul Rudd Quotes

I've done dumb things.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

Cardinals are never off-base. They are often ill-advised.

Nobody else is stupid enough to get themselves into the straits that I get into.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.

I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.

Self-will in the man who does not reckon wisely is by itself the weakest of all things.

I'm very accident-prone. The problem is I sort of just do things. I'm impulsive, and sometimes I don't think.

If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid.

You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination.

I was really, really wild in my early twenties and a bit self-destructive.

Fear can make all of us do the wrong things sometimes.

I did all the stupid things you'd expect from a 21-year-old kid with money.

We should never rush into folly just because other nations are practicing it.

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.

I was always the guy who jumped off the roof of the garage, who could climb up the facade of a building.

I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools.

I'm very impatient. I am. That's the bane of my game. I don't think about what I'm going to do - I just go hit it, I don't stop to wait and think. Costs me two shots a round.

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.

At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.

You have been trapped in the inescapable net of ruin by your own want of sense.

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.