Jim Butcher Quotes

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.

I don't pursue women - they pursue me.

What shall I do for pretty girls Now my old bawd is dead?

I've never had any problems with women. Having been one of the world's greatest womanizers they've probably had more problems with me.

There's nothing like being old to be sure of everything.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.

I don't use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.

I was born and bred to be a great flirt.

The older you get, and the more you're in this business, the more you kind of feel like, 'Why don't we just do it my way?'

It's kind of fun to be sexy.

I have never known a man who was sensual in his youth, who was high-minded when old.

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course.

… no one can have lived in the world without observing that most people, when in prosperity, are so over-brimming with wisdom (however inexperienced they may be), that they take every offer of advice as a personal insult, whereas in adversity they know not where to turn, but beg and pray for counsel from every passer-by.

People tell me the 50s are the best time - I'm ready! That whole stigma of being over 40 and not being sexy anymore is fake news. We're more vibrant because we have experience; we know our bodies.

I flirt all the time. I like men! I don't think we can do without them.

You can't say when you are 25 years old that you know everything. You don't.

I like men who confidently flirt with women they have just met.

Fine,' Jared snapped. 'But if you try cuddling up to me tonight... so help me, O'Shea." Ian chuckled. ' Not to sound overly arrogant, but to be perfectly honest, Jared, were I so inclined, I think I could do better.

Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.

Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time." [...] "This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session." "Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then." "It's always a good a time to think about you naked," added someone nearby, breaking the tension further.

You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.

I think girls have to play a little hard to get because we come with so much bravado.

As we grow older we think more and more of old persons and of old things and places. As to old persons, it seems as if we never know how much they have to tell until we are old ourselves and they have been gone twenty or thirty years. Once in a while we come upon some survivor of his or her generation that we have overlooked, and feel as if we had recovered one of the lost books of Livy or fished up the golden candlestick from the ooze of the Tiber.