Marc Maron Quotes

If I ever try to get married again, shoot me.

I've two failed marriages in the past.

I try not to dwell too much on a bad marriage.

There is far too much of divorce, wherein hearts are broken, and sometimes lives are destroyed.

I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

Getting a divorce is always horrible because you feel you've failed. Everyone hates to give up on a marriage. You think your family's broken up.

I was married once. When the tinsel from Tum Bin' was wearing off, so was the happiness from my first marriage. Ever since, I've been wary of marrying again.

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.

Coming to terms with the fact that my marriage was a failure was devastating and very difficult. I blamed myself for a lot of things. It took me a very long time to get over it.

She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over.

When I think of the moment I knew that my marriage to Josiah would end, there were a few moments before I really, really knew. I probably knew, when I saw my ex-husband and his now wife - then colleague - having tea together in his office, that something was amiss.

I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.

Coming to terms with the fact that my marriage was a failure was devastating and very difficult.

I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that.

Too many couples break up without understanding the consequences for their families.

It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage.

At a certain point in my personal life, I went through a divorce and lost some people close to me.

I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage.

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

My divorce wasn't fun.