Stephanie Courtney Quotes

I'm finally watching 'Mad Men.' As a child of the '60s, I can't believe how old everything looks! I am the age of baby Eugene.

I am aware of the words 'national treasure' being attached to me occasionally. It just makes me feel old.

With 'Mad Men,' people who grew up or were living in that time, they love to talk about what it was really like.

Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.

Old is the new sexy.

Old people are often impatient, but for what?

I come from theater, and doing period stuff is so whimsical and imaginative and so outside any frame of reference than I have ever had so I prefer that just in terms of fun factor.

I don't miss my pin-up days. I'm far too old for that malarkey.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

Some old men, continually praise the time of their youth. In fact, you would almost think that there were no fools in their days, but unluckily they themselves are left as an example.

You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance - I know I'm getting old; I'll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I'm getting old? 'Cause my tolerance level is low.

I haven't danced since 1973; I'm too old.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

I always say I was born too late in the world, too old.

Scottish men of a certain age have a black response to almost everything as a measure of how sophisticated they are. I have a very long fuse that eventually explodes after building up a nice head of steam, although it's only happened three times - usually at work when someone takes me for granted.

I was 22, and 40 was old. To be 40 again!

Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.

it sucks to get old...but there's always beer

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt

I just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say "old."

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.

I came to hate the complainers, with their dry and crumbly lipsticks and their wrinkled rage and their stupid, flaccid, old-people sun hats with brims the breadth of Saturn's rings.

Now I am just an elderly lady who is full of spleen, who humps around greater Boston in a God-awful hat, who never lived and yet outlived her time, hating men and dogs and Democrats.

All rock-and-rollers over the age of 50 look stupid and should retire