Ken Jennings Quotes

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

The highlight of my baseball career came in Philadelphia's Connie Mack Stadium when I saw a fan fall out of the upper deck. When he got up and walked away, the crowd booed.

The ballgame is over...in this inning.

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!

Throwing out the first pitch at the Cubs game and having 40,000 people give me a standing ovation was probably one of the highlights of my life. You could see what a great sports town Chicago is.

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

I play in the congressional baseball game.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.

People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

I love to play this game of baseball. I love putting on the uniform.

Baseball is the slow creation of something beautiful. It is the almost boringly paced accumulation of what seems slight or incidental into an opera of bracing suspense. The game will threaten never to end, until suddenly it forces you to marvel at how it came to be where it is and to wonder at how far it might go. It’s the drowsy metamorphosis of the dull into the indescribable.