Pamela Anderson Quotes

Madonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.

When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.

I was a superlate bloomer, and I was kind of a prude. I always wanted to be able to keep the number of people I've had sex with very low, because I never wanted to have to tell my future wife, "Oh, yeah, I was with 30 people."

Being a virgin doesn't mean you can't have a good time.

I can never marry an obese guy.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

He was a super shiny boy and I liked the shape of him. Under the blanket. In the shower. I liked his shadow on the street and his imprint on the sofa. I hated the smell of hair gel on his head, but I loved it on the pillow. I love the smell of losing someone.

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

Weave sex is a little awkward.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

When you're 19, a threesome is normal. It's fun.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.

Hair is another name for sex.

Men know almost nothing about desire, they think it has to do with sexual activity or can be discharged that way. But sex is a substitute, like money or language. Sometimes I just want to stop seeing.

Now the whole dizzying and delirious range of sexual possibilities has been boiled down to that one big, boring, bulimic word. RELATIONSHIP.

In your thirties, you're much more comfortable with sex. First of all, sex is something you've done more. You know you can have sex just to have sex; you can have sex with friends; you can have sex with people you love; you can have sex with people you don't like, but the sex is good. And you can joke about sex much more.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

Someone told me you start liking sex when you hit 30--but we'll see.

Before we sit down, he puts his mouth next to my ear and says, “I like your hair that way.

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

It was like there was some parallel universe we all vanished off to where we had all this sex.