Cesar Millan Quotes

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.

No animal is a better judge of comfort than a cat.

The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind.

My favorite animals are dogs.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Dogs own space and cats own time.

A cat can be social, but a dog, we've bred this hyper social animal that's really truly different and will do stuff for us just to please us with praise and stroking.

Dogs like everyone. Cats choose who to like.

Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would all immediately confess to it. Whereas you'll never see a cat display any kind of guilty behavior, despite the fact that several cats were seen in Dallas on the grassy knoll area, not that I wish to start rumors.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

The banker rubs his nose, thinking of his cat stalking something on the lawn.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.

And there are my cats, engaged in a ritual that goes back thousands of years, tranquilly licking themselves after the meal. Practical animals, they prefer to have others provide the food ... some of them do. There must have been a split between the cats who accepted domestication and those who did not.

So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?

Different cats don't like certain litter. They also don't like an unstable floor, no animal like's unstable floor. So if you put a thin piece of plastic down under a litter box and the cat walks on it and starts to slip, they don't like that. Any animal doesn't like an unstable floor.

The more I see of dogs, the more I like children.

People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile and salivating roots own dogs.

dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.