Jessica Hahn Quotes

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

Tammy Faye, I pray for every day. I really liked her. I wanted to be in their family.

But Bill Clinton had the good taste to lie about his sexual peccadillos. He had the honor and the decency to want to cover it up.

People talk worse about people than they talk good about people, because a lot of people like drama.

It is with great disappointment that I call on Representative Anthony Weiner to resign. The behavior he has exhibited is indefensible and Representative Weiner's continued service in Congress is untenable.

I am not a televangelist.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

Tammy Faye, I really like the woman. I wanted to be her kid.

And Oliver North was really a good soldier, up to the last moment, shoving memos into the shredder and defending the policy to the end.

If you got a good imagination, a lot of confidence and you kind of know what you are saying, then you might be able to do it. I know a lot of colorful characters at home that would make great actors.

The gleam in their eyes telegraphs only too clearly that they are hoping for a headline, which of course means something disparaging, because nothing makes such good copy as a feud.

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.

Lance Armstrong has joined the legion of the lost, the great athletes who were barred or exiled for sins admitted or charged or suspected.

Obama fans become more and more glum that he keeps flubbing the very role he was expected to be so good at: Therapist to the nation. The Great Comforter.

And I think it's because good cons are all based on the victim's need, and the successful con artist is the one, I guess, who can exploit that. I remember reading something about this, that one of the great traits of confidence tricksters is the level that they flatter their victim.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

I was dreaming of Craig Carton.

We've seen the hubris. And now we're seeing the scandals.

My coach was a great politician, so he did most of the work. He was good.

I would love to do more on the stage; having actual contact with the audience is great. You can give them a good seeing to!

I hope there's a tinge of disgrace about me. Hopefully, there's one good scandal left in me yet.

Call me a cockeyed pessimist, but I'm having trouble finding any good news in the trashing of Harriet Miers.

Ummm, there is not just one good thing about being a VJ, it is a package deal. It is a fun job and you get paid to party and have a good time and make people have a good time, which is great.

My first quote was, I don't want to hurt God's people. Jim Bakker's quote was, I was set up by a female.