Jenna Fischer Quotes

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

You have absolutely no regard but yourself and your damned kicks. All you think about is what's hanging between your legs and how much money or fun you can get out of people and then you just throw them aside. Not only that but you're silly about it. It never occurs to you that life is serious and that there are people trying to make something decent out of it instead of just goofing all the time.

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums... give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer... The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.

They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.

Everyone has the right to be stupid on occasion, but Comrade Macdonald abuses the privilege.

Too many people get lost in the game of having a good time and being naive about things.

Most people think of Las Vegas, and they think of extravagance. But it's really a mix between fantasy and laziness.

A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.

I guess I'm sort of just a glutton for having moments when I can just do whatever I want to, which sounds terrible.

One lives for the day, one lives very fast, one lives very irresponsibly: precisely this is called "freedom."

I'm contemplating thinking about thinking...but....it's overrated - just get another drink in!

I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.

I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way.

When there are no consequences, being wrong is simply a diversion.

Lust, forgetful of future suffering, hurries us along the forbidden path.

He can afford to be a fool.

I guess that's the point of drinking, to take all the feelings and thoughts and morals away until you are just a body doing what a body will do.

The whole point of extravagance is to act like a fool and feel like a fool, but enjoy it.

We had individuality. We did as we pleased. We stayed up late. We dressed the way we wanted. I used to whiz down Sunset Boulevard in my open Kissel, with several red chow dogs to match my hair. Today, they're sensible and end up with better health. But we had more fun.

When there is pleasure, there is often abandon, and mistakes are made.

The important thing is to be drunk.

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.

I mean, most fun things are bad for you in one way or another.

Anonymity is no excuse for stupidity.