Jonathan Scott Quotes

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

I've been in places that have been robbed.

One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left before they tried to steal something. So the police come to my apartment, and they say, 'Oh my God, did they steal everything?' I was like, 'No, it was like that!'

Being robbed is a really great way of editing your belongings.

The back-doore robs the house.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Not only I lost what I had in the ship, but from the captain and the company generally what was good or worth the taking was carried away; all which was done unknown to the emperor.

One time I got dressed in all black, Rambo-style, and took a massive pair of bolt-cutters and nicked a military bike.

The stores are already empty, as they were looted immediately…This was the first stage. As soon as it ended the second stage began: the looting of apartments…At first they used to come on the pretext of “searching for arms”…As time passed, there was no longer a need for formal pretext; they simply come and take not only gold, silver, jewelry, and precious stones, but also pillows and blankets, and often linens, clothing, furs, and even furniture ...

I've never been robbed in person, but I've gotten my car broken into a couple of times.

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!

When you find me attempting to break into your house to take your plate, under any pretence whatsoever, but most of all under pretence of purity of religion and Christian charity shoot me for a robber and a hypocrite, as in that case I shall certainly be.

Don't worry. You're safe now. You've got nothing left to steal.

I was a little shocked at the elaborateness of the lie.

The table robbes more then a thiefe.

You could never in a million years have told me Prince would not be here today.

No, this is throwing up like coming off the tilt-a-whirl at age seven, like discovering that dead rat under the porch, like finding out someone you loved never loved you at all.

Dmitri was at a total loss. It was a common reaction for people when I agreed to do something reasonable.

How totally unexpected," he declared, then proceeded to faint from blood loss.

You--Roarke." Eyes watering, she reached for more tissue. "Jesus, Eve. Jesus Christ, you never sleep with anybody. And you're telling me you slept with Roarke?" "That's not precisely accurate. We didn't sleep.

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

Taking somebody's sacrifices is like taking counterfeit money. You're only the poorer.

That machine took my money!' I said. 'I must have revenge!

He has robbed me, yet he has given me something of greater value . . . he has given to me myself.