Schoolboy Q Quotes

There was a theft! But, of course, if it was up to me, every two years I would win an Oscar.

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

Winning a Grammy is always going to be good.

A lot of people are going around saying, 'You won the Academy Award for such and such.' 'No. I didn't.' 'You didn't?' 'Well, you should have.'

Pickpockets either work alone or in pairs, or what is called a mob.

I do have at home the most ridiculous number of awards for what I have done, which is nice in terms of being patted on the back, yet it does cure you of caring about what other people say about you. Ultimately, you must have your own standard of what is good enough.

People love gentle larceny.

Galleries are easier to steal from than the Apple Store, maybe.

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything.

I don't measure my success anymore by the Grammys. I can't because I'll just end up crushed.

I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life.

I've definitely stolen a lot of things.

I'm not a great believer in awards-of course the fact that I've never won one has nothing to do with it at all!

I never had any expectations of winning a Grammy. It wasn't something I was set on, that I was hoping and praying and starving for.

The critics are always right. The only way you shut them up is by winning.

I never, in all my life, had anything whatever to do with robbing any bank in the state of Missouri.

I remember when I first won the Academy Award and how much I loved it. I just wish there was an award around that you could really believe in again.

You remember Huston's plan. I want it implemented on a thievery basis. God damn it. Blow the safe and get it.

We like to think of it not as a burglary, but as a surreptitious entry.

An egg thief becomes a camel thief.

If you ignore the homicides, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

I don't set out to win awards. I don't think any musician does, but when you receive an award, it's an affirmation: it means that people appreciate what you do. Every award I have received is a confirmation of something I have done, and that motivates me to push a little harder.

My general feeling about award shows that I've been to in the past was always that when you win, it's a great time. What a joy. You're celebrating there. And when you lose, the whole thing feels very stupid and why does anyone care about any of this. This is boring. I want to go home.

I've never been robbed in person, but I've gotten my car broken into a couple of times.