David Wong Quotes

Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

When you've got your man down, rub him out.

Then I heard another shot which hit him right in the head, over here, and his head practically opened up and a lot of blood and many more things came out.

I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.

Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.

I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right.

Take your time and strike a man so that he feels he is dying.

If I hit a man, his head is gonna go into the bleachers.

You can't just think up a move in your head and go, 'Okay, I'll just pick somebody up, and I'm just going to throw them backwards into the post.' You have to think, 'Would you want someone to do the same thing to you?'

Beate the dog before the Lyon.

Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people.

one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.

He stepped forward and punched Dorian in the face, hard enough that I heard a thwack. "Ow," moaned Dorian, wincing from the pain. "My greatest asset.

In the dark morning silence, I placed a gun to her head. She wore red dresses, but now she lay dead.

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six.

I would think that the drumstick is probably pretty good. Because you can put that anywhere. If you are a strong guy, you can put it in the throat, the nose, the mouth, the ear. It's also easily concealed. The guitar is pretty good, but you have to break it. And that's pretty difficult.

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

Who did it, Sephy?' She repeated. 'Who beat you up? 'Cause whoever it was, I'll kill them.

Kill the body and the head will die.

They threw me off the haytruck about noon.

Sparhawk grinned. "If Martel finds out that he's drinking again, he'll reach down his throat and pull his heart out." "Can you actually do that to a man?" "You can if your arm's long enough, and if you know what you're looking for.[...]

As soon as she hit the door we start blastin', I saw her brains hit the floor, raw laughin'.

Sticks and stones may break bones, but the Gat will kill you quicker.