Larry David Quotes

I say really stupid things sometimes. When I go back and watch some of my old interviews from when I was younger, I just cringe.

When I look at pictures when I was younger, I do the quintessential cringe.

I suppose I sometimes used to act like I wasn't a human being... Sometimes I look back at myself and remember things I used to say, or my hairstyle, and I cringe.

I'm vaguely embarrassed by myself sometimes.

The reality is almost everything I do I cringe about later.

Five years from now I'm probably going to look back on the things I'm doing and cringe.

I can't stand reading anything that I've said.

I've certainly had a lot of experiences in my life where I was much too self-centered.

Few men would dare to read their own autobiography if all their deeds were recorded in it; few can look back upon their entire career without a blush.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I talk to myself out loud at times, and feel embarrassed when people overhear me.

It is the answers, not the questions, that are embarrassing.

I'm a grown woman. I can come up with plenty of things that I've done and said or didn't say or failed to do that remain with me as sources of embarrassment.

When I look back at the way that I was in that documentary I cringe.

If we are not regularly deeply embarrassed by who we are, the journey to self-knowledge hasn’t begun.

I don't enjoy hearing myself talk.

It's kind of an embarrassing story - that's why it's called 'The Idiot.' But looking back at your past self, you see that this person had reasons for everything she did. There's a whole lot of awkwardness, but really, what should one be embarrassed about?

Personally, I don't think about the things I have won but the things I have lost.

It's kind of weird talking about yourself all the time.

Naïveté, thy name is me.

Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.

I have so often been mistaken that I no longer blush for it

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.

I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only a boy playing on the seashore.

Normally I can't watch myself at all, and watching myself makes me cringe, and I cover my face, and it's very hard to watch.