Charlie Sheen Quotes

Never feel that a piece of criticism or advice is too much trouble to give, or that it exceeds your province.

All that I need now is someone with the brains and the know-how to tell me what I want.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

You bet your bindi that’s how big I want it.

I tell ye wut, my judgment is you're pooty sure to fail, Ez long 'z the head keeps turnin' back for counsel to the the tail.

[I want] a one-armed scientist ... [Who would not qualify his advice with 'on the other hand...']

Why don't you confer with Mr. Finnigan? As I recall, he has a particular proclivity for pyrotechnics.

If you want to judge me, I can handle it.

Never buy what you do not want, because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.

What you do not use yourself, do not give to others. For example, advice.

My brained warned me, but my heart didn't want to take its advice.

I didn't want to write another book about fraudulence.

See what you can do. See what you want to do. See what you will do about it. Find your way out.

I always want to know the things one shouldn't do." "So as to do them?" asked her aunt. "So as to choose." said Isabel

The only advice [for new writers and poets] I can offer is to be yourself: not the self someone else wants you to be, but the self you are. Enjoy yourself and your life. But most of all travel and eat. That's how we learn.

We are never so generous as when giving advice.

If the advice is simply to respect yourself and follow the path that you want to follow, that would be the best advice I could ever pass on.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.

Of course I want to be good, but that may not be to your advantage.

When asked to give advice, I do of course give it, because I give whatever I am asked to give.

Giving advice is many times only the privilege of saying a foolish thing one's self, under the pretense of hindering another from doing one.

In giving advice I advise you, be short.