David Spade Quotes

I didn't go out on one date in high school.

I didn't have an incredibly active social life as a teenager. I always wished it was a little bit more exciting than it was.

I don't get as much female attention as you'd think, because I never go out.

Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone.

I never got to go to prom. I never went to regular school. I ate lunch by myself.

In high school, I didn't date awesome dudes.

I wanted to get through high school anonymously.

In high school, I was kind of a loner because I had moved to a new school.

People aren't throwing themselves at me, but I also don't go out very much. Like, when I do go out, it's for breakfast, so it's a little hard to throw yourself at me during breakfast.

As a teenager at high school, I felt like an outsider.

Dating and getting attention from boys was something that came later to me.

A lot of girls in L.A. just stand in the corner wondering 'Who's gonna talk to me? Who am I gonna diss?'

I was a loser in high school.

Everyone has strange teenage years. It's not like I can claim some particularly unique set of high school horrors. I think I was just an awkward kid who never felt comfortable in his own skin. I think I was alone a lot by circumstance and then by choice.

I didn't do particularly well with girls at school. I was very shy. I'm not saying that was the only reason I didn't do well with them, but I just didn't.

I didn't even go to my prom. I didn't have one date in high school.

I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds... When I got to high school, I had no social skills. Was I a nerd? More of a dork. Definitely not one of the popular kids.

I don't worry anymore about where's the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn't tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say.

I was writing from the age of 10, and I was never really into going to discos and dances and stuff. I never told anyone at school that I did that because I feared it would alienate me even more.

I didn't have that many friends my first few years of high school. It was very cliquey and I'm super shy, so it was hard to make friends.

I was a bit of a loner as a teenager. I never went to a single social event, because they terrified me.

I was a total dork in high school.

I didnt go to the high school prom. Couldn't get a date.

I was actually a really sort of nervous, shy kid. In high school, it was one of those things where I wasn't popular or a loser; I just don't think many people really knew who I was.

I was really shy and kept to the theater department. I was keeping my eyes down when I walked through the halls. So, no nemesis. Not in high school, anyway.