Terry Pratchett Quotes

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

For myself, I am very small indeed in my own eyes.

My ego and my vanities have nothing to do with comedy.

When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his accusations of himself are always believed; his praises never.

A man's worth is what he is divided by what he thinks he is.

I definitely don't think of myself as being an influence.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

I just don't believe the hype. I just don't take myself too seriously. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I hate talking about myself, I find it such a boring topic. I'd much rather talk about other things.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I find it very hard to take myself seriously.

It's true that I have never met any man whom I thought altogether resembled me - but only because my faults are so enormous.

He who knows himself best esteems himself least.

Balthazar Balsan is not a self-portrait. If he was, I'd have made the character more flattering.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I'm not that interesting of a person.

Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

Am I impressed by myself? Nah, not really.

Even I can't talk about myself for an hour.

I don't enjoy hearing myself talk.

I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.

I think I've got more humour than comes across.

I don't know if I can call myself underrated. Maybe some people may overrate me. Who knows?