Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I never weigh myself.

My weight has been an emotional roller-coaster for me, and I am ready to get off it.

I always say you shouldn't weigh yourself. I don't even have a set of scales in my house.

I've been fat my whole life and pretended I don't mind. But I do mind. It's really stupid that I've gone on being greedy and fat.

My weight fluctuates, just like any other person's does, and there will always be critics.

The truth is, I like my body more when it's thinner. I have a range of jeans, and I'm happier in the smaller ones. But I don't have the same drive to get into those jeans. I'm not going to change my day to get there, whereas I used to.

I'm done losing weight, I feel great, and I love looking like a woman. I love being curvy and having boobs and hips. It's hot. I don't ever want to be size zero.

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.

My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl, and I have times when I feel insecure.

Self-esteem doesn't come simply from dressing well, but they are both something we can control. It's a missed opportunity when women say they don't have the money, figure, etc., because style is such a way to help cultivate the way women feel about themselves.

Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.

One of the biggest struggles of my life is my weight. My weight is always going up and down, and I'm always fighting that, and I think that no matter what I do, I'm never going to look good enough to everybody else.

I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

If I look at the one thorn that is in my side, of all my life, it is my weight. I fret about it, I'm anxious about it, being an actor on television - it drives me insane. It just seems to be something that plays a central part in waking up in the morning and thinking, 'How am I with myself today?'

Oh my God, I'm not anorexic. I acknowledge that I look thin in photos. I get it.

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.

Size zero doesn't make you happy, and I'm not sure I have the discipline for Hollywood. I'm too much of a fan of chocolate and crisps.

When you're overweight like I've been my whole life, you've been made fun of. And, uh, it's not good growing up.

I was very disturbed to find that a few people were angry at my weight loss.

Sandy Bullock cast me in my first movie, 'All About Steve,' and I think I weighed 176, so that's just how I rock and roll. I'm just who I am, and if I lose weight, I lose weight. Goodness, I'm trying to be healthy, but if I've got to eat the cupcake, then just eat the cupcake.

I absolutely didn't think, 'I am really fat, I must get thinner.'

I'm not gonna fight my body anymore. I've lost the weight; I feel fantastic.

Weight was a big thing for me to overcome.

I never get on a scale now. I really don't know what I weigh. I don't care.