Will Self Quotes

I'm a troglodyte. I think that's the word for it. Like an old school weird person who throws bricks at their computers.

I'm one of those weird people who doesn't even own a computer.

I'm a bit of a Luddite and I hate the internet.

At the risk of being a fuddy-duddy I don't have a computer; I don't have e-mail; and I really don't need something in my house that I would be sitting in front of for hours.

I'm a complete technophobe. I can't even email.

I'm not really gadget oriented. I'm not into technology or computers. I'm not good at interfacing with that sort of gear.

I am not gadgety at all. It's not that I'm appalled by technology, but I've taken my time acquiring any of it.

I'm actually a bit of a technophobe, which surprises people. I like to stay unplugged as much as possible.

I avoided the computer generation for a very long time.

I'm a man who doesn't even have a mobile!

I am the biggest technophobe of all time.

I am the complete and utter definition of a Luddite.

I'm really not techno-savvy - that's just not my personality.

I'm a total technophobe. What is wrong with paper and pen? I was delighted when I learnt the word 'Luddite,' as I thought it described me perfectly.

My e-mail address is actually my wife's e-mail address. I actually hate computers.

I'm such a technophobe.

I'm a technophobe. I can't crack the iPhone, and the extent of my multitasking is being able to talk while I make a drink.

I'm remote from most technology to the point that I'm kind of Amish.

I'm not in denial about technology, but my mother used to say when I was a kid, 'Son, you're handless,' because I couldn't fix anything. My ambition is to be a Luddite.

I don't see myself as a Luddite.

I'm just such a Luddite, and I want to write books about Luddites.

I'm a bit of a technophobe.

Maybe I'm a bit of a Luddite.

I'm a bit of a Luddite.

What a lot of people don't realise about me is that I have no idea what's going on in the media. I don't pay any attention to it, as I consider it mind pollution. The last time I touched a computer was in 2001, and my phone is too old to use the Internet. I just don't enter into it at all on any level.