Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

Nobody cares about your wardrobe, what your tie looks like, or even if you're wearing one, and I don't.

Anyway, I went out and bought thousands of dollars worth of mature clothes so I'd look like a person to be taken seriously, instead of a pretty little twit.

Jeans are never appropriate for business unless you are a artist or cowpuncher.

In the rough and tumble world of business, media, or politics, the black knitted tie is indeed indispensable.

I always liked to put on a tie. The more you look like an executive, the better treated you are. It catches people by surprise.

When in doubt, wear a suit. Look at male politicians: you see them in a suit, and they look fine. But if you see a picture of them on the weekend or on vacation, there's a good chance they look terrible and unstylish.

But, apart from that, there was very little on underneath the suit.

It is important to dress for success.

What you wear for work should be comfortable and empowering. If you're working in business, your outfit should mean business. If I go to meet somebody about an acting job, or something creative, then I'll be in my jeans. For me, overdressing is my biggest fear.

I've got to dress more conservatively because now people write about what I wear.

It is impossible to be taken seriously in shorts. No one has ever cared about anything said by a man in shorts.

A red tie is contrary to the dignity of the tie and of male dress in general.

I think it's important how I come across to my students. I want them to see how professional women dress.

I spend much of my time in a suit and tie with my top button done up and my sensible shoes neatly polished. When it comes to work, my appearance is about communicating professionalism and confidence.

Just because the office is casual doesn't mean you shouldn't make an effort.

I don't do interviews without a collared shirt.

You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.

A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.

I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.

Jeans of any sort should not be worn in nice restaurants. They pollute the landscape. They should also not be worn in the workplace if no other workers wear them. However, if your office is casual, go for it.

If I wear a suit, as I generally do in the business world, it's supposed to mean I'm retreating from competition with the bunnies. If I wear a very glamorous romantic dress, as I'm very likely to do if I'm going out in the evening, then I'm supposed to be competing with the bunnies.

I have more suits than days of the year that I get to wear them.

I say throwaway, jokey things. When you're young-looking and you are presenting something that has gravitas you can't look down your nose, but when David Dimbleby does it, it's OK.

When I first agreed to do 'Shark Tank,' they asked me to wear a suit, and I was just like, 'No. I can't. It'll end my career.'

There's a certain amount of absurdity to the idea that having extremely crisp clothes is what's going to get you through the door. And there's a certain sad reality to it, too.