Brad Goreski Quotes

I had long, blond, wavy hair.

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair.

I've always been blonde.

The one thing about doing all those movies and all that television is I know what I'm doing. And I can do what Sean Connery can do. I can do what Clint can do. People even say I look a little like Clint. But that's just because I'm skinny and tall and old. With a receding hairline.

I'm hairy.

I think if you stand me up next to Rob Lowe, it's like we represent two different species.

It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.

I'm a pretty happy camper. Look a little more like Paul Newman, maybe. Haha.

I'm sure that blondes have more fun, but I think that as a brunette I might work more.

I think hair is just, like, the most important thing about you.

I don't think that I'm as big as Lobo is, but if you could, like, transplant Mickey Rourke's body on my head, that would be just great.

I look like a melanin version of Chris Hayes.

I guess I've maintained my hair. I'm like a Donald Trump. I have a good, solid head of hair, and that's been my trademark all these years.

I'm a lanky girl, naturally.

I think I called myself an entertainer on my son's birth certificate. That sounds a bit Sammy Davis Jr. or Brian Conley, the sort of guy you just drop into a room and let them 'entertain.'

I think me and Mr. Dolph Lundgren look kind of alike.

I've got quite bushy eyebrows and brown eyes.

I was once described as being mediumly handsome, and that's a right-on analysis for me.

I look like Scooby-Doo in a beard.

People know me as just this handsome guy - a very handsome guy. But I can also be funny and fun.

I have thick hair which is like Plasticine - it's mouldable. So I'll fashion it into some creation that looks presentable. I often wear it down because I have a tiny head and small face, and my hair adds volume to help disguise my pinhead.

So we have the story of who we are. I'm a man, and I'm a comedian, and I'm a tall man. I have big teeth and all these things, and I like the first two Batman movies, and I don't drink coffee, or whatever it is.

I don't look like Susan Boyle!

I did wonder what it would be like if I could have hair.