Sofia Vergara Quotes

When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

A lot of those good-looking girl parts aren't very fun.

We didn't take Charlize Theron seriously until she did 'Monster' and became physically ugly. I would love to see women be able to be powerful, complex, smart, opinionated and taken seriously, even if they are beautiful.

It's hard to always be reduced to the way you look or your sex appeal or what that is.

A woman has all too much substance in a man's eyes at the best of times. That is why men like women to be slim. Her lack of flesh negates her. The less of her there is, the less notice he need take of her. The more like a male she appears to be, the safer he feels.

You have to enjoy being a woman. Why should being a woman be such a negative thing where you always have to improve yourself? I have never in my entire life met a man who didn't want to go to bed with me because I was too fat.

I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.

A woman my age is not supposed to be attractive or sexually appealing. I just get kinda tired of that.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

People make such a big deal about how people in bands look, especially if you're a girl.

My God, must I always wear a low-cut dress to be important?

The industry is quite chauvinistic generally. Expectations of women, girls, what they should look like, how they should be, what they should say, what they should wear, how their hair should be, what colour their skin should be.

The Miss America Pageant reinforces a belief that women are merely how they look and how they please.

I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

The more flesh you show, the higher up the ladder you go.

The standards by which a woman's appearance is judged on the news are different to men, there's no question about that. Our clothes are different, for starters, they're much more varied, they're commented upon, there's no question about that. But do you have to be really good-looking? I don't think that's true.

In this business, certainly it's a lot crazier for women than it is for men, but there's such a thing where there's a lot of judgment on the way you look and on your body.

Women are blessed with lots and lots of extra ways to win or lose validation. If you're a woman, you'll be judged on your beauty and your wit and how often you smile. You'll be judged on how much hair you have in some places and not in others.

I always joke that I'm a feminist with a boob job.

There are the aesthetic pressures for a woman to be pretty and sexy, but not sexual or have desires beyond winning a guy's affections.

There's a lot of pressure on women to look in a certain way. It's not easy to live in a world that objectifies women.

And she's feeling like her worth is between her legs.

I used to get people criticizing me for drawing so many women with gorgeous idealized bodies, but I pointed out that I draw a lot of men with muscular bodies, washboard abs, and enormous wangs, and they never got criticized. So those criticisms have stopped.

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.