George Jean Nathan Quotes

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

I don't sleep with happily married men.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

I've never met a girl who could stop me looking at all the others. If I did, I'd marry her.

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.

It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman.

If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead.

When you get married you forget about kissing other women.

I've only fallen in love once, and once was enough for me, but that doesn't mean my eyes won't wander, and it doesn't mean I won't flirt!

As a woman who experienced infidelity firsthand, I will always advise my girlfriends to only trust their husbands 95 percent and leave 5 percent for human error.

I can no longer seduce because I love my husband. I don’t want to hurt him. I am no longer a man-eater.

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.

I would like to believe every man is a one-woman man.

I have no problem with commitment - you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.

The beauty of a strong, lasting commitment is often best understood by men incapable of it.

I have had only two men in four years while he appears every week on the newspapers with another woman.

You can love two or more women at once... but you cannot be loyal to more than one.

When a man must force himself to be faithful in his love, this is hardly better than unfaithfulness.

Men don't deceive their wives unless they love them. When they love them most, they deceive them. It's a form of fidelity, their deceit.

Lovers have a right to betray you... friends don't.

With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.