Michele Bachmann Quotes

I could not lose [his gubernatorial race] unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

I think people see the social media numbers, and the assumption is made that we're running a campaign that is just social media, but I think we're running a very old-school campaign.

It's hard to not make a mistake at Darlington.

I'm not saying that the press is wrong to report any internal differences we have, but at the same time, I think it's our job to keep them from becoming public issues, for anything that detracts from the purely athletic aspects of the sport is bad for us.

I thought I might say something to newsmen that could be turned into a scandal.

We've seen the hubris. And now we're seeing the scandals.

I actually had a dream that one of my friends became president, and I was trying to help out with the campaign. It was pretty good.

As long as my face is on page one, I don't care what they say about me on page seventeen.

Everyone's always waiting for someone to falter.

Nothing fails like failure.

Sometimes ruin comes for lack of judgment.

I don’t make many mistakes but when I make one, it’s a beaut.

A dozen men in good suits and women in silk dresses will circulate smoothly among the reporters, spouting confident opinions. They won't be just press agents trying to impart a favorable spin to a routine release. They'll be the Spin Doctors, senior advisers to the candidates

Nixon is the last candidate who couldn’t make it on the Johnny Carson Show who could make it in an election.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I'm not a politician; I don't have a well-organised PR machine to craft my every word.

I don't go out of the way to create controversies, I know some actresses pay their publicist money to create a controversy, but I don't know why this happens to me.

Jesse Jackson is a master of the old expression that it doesn't matter what someone says about you as long as they spell your name right.

You can do something almost any minutes that will ruin you, no matter how good you have been.

Donald Trump is toast.

Clearly Mr. Drkh has had a long career of being the weirdest person in any given room, but he's about to go down in flames.

I don't make any apologies for what I do on the campaign trail.

For somebody who's never run for office before, Donald Trump understands that old axiom, "Define yourself before you're defined."

I think when people get comfortable is when they fall off.

You just have to get one misstep - that's an easy way to fall into caricature. Bad caricature.