Sean Lock Quotes

Americans like buying American vs. buying from Chavez or buying from the Middle East.

I'm very proud I'm Chinese and represent the Chinese community.

I have two sons in America, and all they care about in Chinese culture is Jackie Chan and Jet Li.

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions... the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast.

Just about everything I own was made in China. Just about everything you own was made in China, too.

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.

I write the shopping column. I think I've proven my superficiality.

Now, if I had an Indian name, it would be 'Stands in Confusion'.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

I'm very English. I'm white. I mean, I'm so pale. With spray tans they start peeling and start getting really dirty looking.

I think that at heart I am an old-fashioned Chinese, really I am.

It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you sometimes wonder whether we overdo it.

Me myself, Brian, I'm a Midwesterner at heart, and I have this deep, bone-dry sense of humor, and I've found it worked to combine this Barbie with a dry, sarcastic man.

One of the great things about us Jews is that we tell the best jokes. Part of the reason is we tell jokes against ourselves - before anyone else gets to do it.

Admitting that we ourselves are bar mitzvah boys is our way of letting non-Jews as well as Jews in the audience know that everything we're doing is meant in good fun; we're having fun with our background and don't want to be taken in the wrong way.

I am an Apple addict. I have every Apple product, and I buy them so that I can complain about it, you know.

I am basically a citizen of the modern world, as we all are, praise the Lord and damn us all to hell.

I'd been travelling in Romania. It was 1990, just after the revolution and you couldn't buy anything so we'd been eating basic food. We went to McDonald's and, I'm ashamed to say, it was wonderful. I hate McDonald's normally.

Screw up my life?" He stared at me for a second and then said, deadpan, "I'm a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical examiner who needs to pick up his lederhosen from the dry cleaners so that he can play in a one-man polka band at Oktoberfest tomorrow." He pushed up his glasses with his forefinger, folded his arms, and said, "Do your worst.

What is China but a people and their stories?

Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They make things in other countries, and they're like, 'Send it to America; they'll eat it.'

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

I decided to dub the room with the good chairs my lutery. Or perhaps my performatory. I would need a while to come up with something suitably pretentious.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.