Amy Sedaris Quotes

Animals, until you have kids of your own, animals are your kids.

I've always been mad about cats.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

Pets inspire many different types of behaviour in their owners, mostly ranging from adoration to ridiculous obsessiveness, in my experience.

I love my cats more than I love most people. Probably more than is healthy.

The hardest thing about being on the road is not being with my animals.

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them.

Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.

My animals are a really important part of my life.

I have had strange animals as pets all my life. I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact better with animals than people. Animals are direct, not duplicitous.

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.

A lot of people who don't have anything collect dogs; it's kind of a symbol of having something.

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.

I love my rabbit, my family rabbit.

I have to have animals. They really make life worth living, and my world actually revolves around them. They know exactly when it's time to get up, exactly when they're supposed to get their food, and they let you know. Mine are right there in my face, first thing every morning.

Having had so many human rats in my life, I don't think I'm scared of the animal variety.

I couldn't live without my faithful companion, Megs the dog.

Animals play a big part in my life, on tour or at home.

As far as I'm concerned, I own my dogs as I own my body. My legs are with me when I take a shower, and I feel no shame. If I were to lose one, I'd grieve, and people would send sympathy cards, but it would be my condition that evoked the sympathy, not the fate of the leg. That's like losing a dog.

I'm very emotional about my animals.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

You own a dog with the knowledge that it will move through the stages of existence in fast forward, providing you with a lesson about your own life passages if you let it.

When you have an animal in your home, a relationship forms very quickly, where that animal ceases to be an animal to you. It feels like a member of your family.

I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.

The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?